Sure, we’d all like to get the perfect gift. But what if you don’t know what it is yet?

Don’t worry. We got you covered.

Monster HatMonster Hat

Dandie in the Underworld

Finally! A hat that emulates the soothing sensation of having your head gnawed upon by a fuzzy monster. Ferociously adorable.

You’re welcome.

Onion GogglesOnion Goggles

Different Drummer’s Kitchen

Get these for your grandma, and soon you’ll see her wearing them around town, chopping onions on the bus. For a while, at least, until you start seeing her chopping onions on the back of her new motorcycle.

…Riding in style.

Bicycles from Burkima FasoBicycles from Burkima Faso

Smith College Museum of Art

Made from recycled cans, wire, and rubber. Difficult to ride. Amusing to master.